kaijuno:

Doctors prescribing SSRIS are like “you just haven’t found the right strain yet bruh”

(via duckypi)

penisgirlfriend:

acid reflux is caused by evil spirits trying to deprive you of energy by making it painful to consume essential foods such as burger and coca cola. you must push through the pain or you’ll never be strong enough to defeat them

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millennial-review:

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hypertextdog:

hypertextdog:

you have to let “dennys parking lot at 3 am” go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there’s authenticity in that

hey … cut it out 😡

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peanotbotter:

jacking off on halloween like a fucking crankenstein

(via coughloop)

scottsumrners:

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thespongemagic:

Nihilist bread

(via nickerino)

ndiecity:

hapalopus:

God, my favorite thing is when Ben meets an alien and immediately turns into whatever the Chad version of their species is

Why couldn’t he turn into the Chad version of a human

(via greenwhirl)

nutmegblogz:

agentintellect:

remember when you were 12 and listened to feel good inc for the first time. do you think you’ll ever feel that way ever again

(via greenwhirl)

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

(via sonic06apologist)

a3poify:

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

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